Is it really a good time for a Watership Down remake?  Is it a good idea to turn beloved animated cult classics into sanitized, family-friendly live-action/CGI versions?  Director Tim Hill thinks so. Is Tim Hill a competent filmmaker and a decent human being who shouldn’t be shot in the ballsack with a million rubber bands? [...]

The perfect Mad Lib, although it might be controversial. Once I saw the title, I filled in all the words according to what I thought would make Glen Beck the most angry. Because Glenn Beck is a douche. -The Pledge of Allegiance- I pledge Muslim to the Anti-Christ of the Gay Priest of Pleasure, and [...]

If you like wearing socks, then don’t go see the Unholy Mackerels play. I just saw them play and they literally knocked my socks off. I’m not sure what would have happened if I had been wearing sandals, but that’s not really important. What IS important is how hard they rocked. The concert took place [...]

1. You’ve been making records for over 20 years now. What keeps you motivated? My motivation is intrinsic, naturally, although I don’t mind the money either (laughs). I plan to make records until the life leaves my body and I lie cold and senseless in the grave. When I was younger the industry types used [...]

Last night, I had a dream that Stallone was making another Rocky movie. Details have faded from my memory, as have any semblance of chronology or cohesion of events. At times, I was part of the movie, within the logic of the film itself. At other times I was on the set of the film, [...]

We stole Jeff Small for a quiet talk by the fire with some liquor. 1. Has success changed you? Oh, that’s a tough one. How could it not? I mean, I still feel that I’m performing and writing songs for all of the right reasons; that will never change. Essentially, I’m still the same person…I [...]